I don't know why you're here, either

First off, I'm Sorry
For abusing and overusing the following: the words - totally, like, seriously, awesome, magical, fucking, shit, shitload, god; the punctuation marks - commas, and parenthesis (it's seriously impossible for me to write a fucking paragraph without them); the font style italic, AND FOR WRITING LIKE THIS. I AM ESPECIALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.

Why? Just, why?
This is something that I started a few years back when I needed to kill an hour here or there between classes. As I've matured, or rather, gotten older, I've found that it's great for slow nights at work, too. (I'm totally kidding coworkers! And bosses! Especially bosses!)

I also harbor hopes that one day a bartender will pull the "Hey, are you that girl from dearhearts.org?" move (smooth) and reward me, upon confirmation, with free drinks. Despite going to bars regularly, wearing a t-shirt with the site name on it, and pointing to my site on the laptop that I bring, it hasn't happened yet. One day...

"Dearhearts"?
No deep meaning here (surprise), it's just the title of a Murder City Devils song that I really like. I actually did pretty good choosing it as a domain name (back in like, 2001) because I still like the song today. Thank goodness I didn't go with "Everybody Dance Now". Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, that would have been kind of great, too.

Site problems
When emailing me to let me know of any site problems, go ahead an include the solution. (I think it's pretty obvious that I don't really know what I'm doing here.) Thanks!

Disclaimer
...can be read here. It sums up everything better than I could have. I think. I'm not sure. It's really long, and I tuned out after the first couple of paragraphs. But boy, were they good!