Things I did this weekend, like 'not think of post titles'

May 4, 2009

  • Was totally horribly feverishly sick. Decided to hasten my impending death by going to Home Depot, a totally hellish hothouse on even a normal day.


    Add in the weekend crowds.

    And crazy heat/humidity.

    And hi, lines.

    Still alive after that ordeal, though barely, I decided to then climb on high ladders and inhale paint fumes. Pretty much the best sick person ever? I SO am. And now my bedroom is finally finished being painted. Only 5 months after I started, wheeee!

  • hate


  • Went to a BBQ where absolutely no food was served. Uh, oops? There was plenty of beer, though. And a piņata! And I got to beat the shit outta it!


    Baseball bats + aggression = candy and mini vodka bottles? YES please!

  • Got tattooed...again. (See what I do now that I actually have free time and $?) I'm way swollen here:
  • nay?


    ...or just super duper buff. I mean, considering all of the healthy (fever, accidental paint huffing, not eating but definitely drinking) living I've been doing lately, it could totally be that.

    Totally.