Covering my ass with the title above? Not at all!

Anyways, sorry about the lack of posting yesterday. I generally try to update on Mondays as they are by far my highest traffic day, likely due to the fact that you all deal with your return to the workweek with a subtle "fuck you" conveyed through shirking work in favor of surfing the internet for mindless entertainment.

(Which is not at all another reason why I generally make it a habit to post on Mondays, as well.)

I didn't post yesterday because I didn't come into work yesterday. Not that I update this site at work, OH NO. Um, moving on...

I called out of work yesterday because some personal issues took precedence and needed to be dealt with. And although I didn't call in sick, per se, I DID feel a bit of a fever coming on.

Also on the list of things that I failed to do yesterday (along with: show up at work, do homework, arrive anywhere on time) was take any pictures with my cell phone, as I said I might in my earlier post.

Nope, I didn't take a single one. CERTAINLY not this one:

Oh, and for any coworkers reading this? GET BACK TO WORK.

Ha, I kid!

But seriously, any comments, hints, or suggestions that I was dealing with anything other than a totally real family issue yesterday will result in a swift beheadeding. Or in being forced to read the entire Shopaholic series. Same thing? Yeah, pretty much!